Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What is a table you can eat?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?