How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Hey, bud!
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do insects learn at school?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What condiment has wings?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?