Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What tea do footballers drink?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...