What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What does winter fat turn into?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?