My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?