What does Rudolph call his wife?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?