Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Which state is the cleanest?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?