What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?