What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What season begins with a thud?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?