What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How do snowmen get information?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is the most faithful insect?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why is a computer so smart?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?