What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
How do birds threaten one another?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?