What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why are stones so good at music?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Where do burgers like to dance?