What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What sweet treat never panics?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?