What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the foal cough?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
I'm not a bad putter.