Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What animals make the best students?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why are all priests fit?
What snacks always have the best tan?