What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What animals make the best students?
Which subject has two parts?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
When do astronauts eat?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why was the musician arrested?