What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.