What does an attorney say when getting married?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?