Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.