I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
How does a cow do math?
What's the politest month?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?