Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's the most determined bird?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What animal makes the best lunches?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?