What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What day do hands always go to church?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?