Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?