Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
It's allergy season again?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?