What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?