What did autumn say to summer?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?