What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?