What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What animal floats best?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?