What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What words make the best athletes?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do cows like to dance to?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What is the best Christmas present ever?