Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?