What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What does a panda ghost say?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?