Do you have the best ceiling?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?