Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?