Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the robot want for Christmas?