What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What siblings are always sad?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?