What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Which state is the cleanest?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?