Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
I broke my finger!
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What kind of bird can write?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?