What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What are baby potatoes called?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What car always breaks the rules?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?