What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How do frogs get to work?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?