What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
What type of barrel breaks easily?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?