Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's the world's weakest animal?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's the opposite of irony?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why are books always so angry?