Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
It's Crowded!
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where do birds go to drink?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?