What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?