What did March say to the madness?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?