Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why was the bee sad?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?