How was the wedding?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did summer say to spring?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a small mom?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?