How expensive is swimming with sharks?
It cost me an arm and a leg!
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?