Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What time is your dentist appointment?