What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Lollihops.
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
A book just fell on my head.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call siblings who love math?