A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?