Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How is cat food sold?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?