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What's a mouse's favorite board game?
How do locomotives know where to go?
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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
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How do scientists grow fruit?
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Where would you find an elephant?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?