Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What birds make average students?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why was the dog overweight?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How do you send a message in the forest?