Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
To get brighter!
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's the richest basketball team?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the baby laptop call her father?