What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?