Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How do you make a cow float?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How did the toad die?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?