Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What fish sings the best?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
When do astronauts eat?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?