Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?