When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's the friendliest national park?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why do some people love eating snails?