What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?