What do you call an Irish spider?
A paddy long legs.
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What season begins with a thud?