What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the confused bee say?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?