What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Want to hear a joke about construction?