What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?