What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why is winter considered holy?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?