What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's the holiest insect?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?