What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What does winter fat turn into?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?