What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a short cow?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?