What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are baseball games at night?