Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What car can you only see twice a year?