Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do math teachers eat?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What game do bats excel at?