What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
How do bees get to school?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?