Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What condiment has wings?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
When do cows get tired?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why are baseball games at night?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What animals love to close envelopes?