Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?