What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did March say to the madness?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?