What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do insects learn at school?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?