Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?