What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?