Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?