What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What is the most adorable season?
What time of day was Adam created?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What tea do footballers drink?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Do dads always snore?
Why was the pirate late for work?