Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What is the strongest animal?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call a dancing sheep?