Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What bird is always sad?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
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What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?