Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How does dinner smell?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What is the coolest country?